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██▀ Helheim Hassle ▐███
███▌ (c) Perfectly Paranormal ███
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███ 18-08-2020......Release Date <-> Protection.................Steam ▓██
███ Adventure..........Game Type <-> Disk(s)...................1 DISC ▒██
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███ Helheim Hassle is a narrative adventure game that is as much about ███
███ friendship as it is about body parts. ███
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███ From the same universe (and set on the same Tuesday in fact) as ███
███ previous hit Manual Samuel, comes this macabre adventure where you play ███
███ as Bjorn, a pacifist Viking who hates the idea of dying and going to ███
███ Valhalla. who then ends up dying and getting taken to Valhalla. When ███
███ Bjorn is resurrected to assist with a task for the mysterious Pesto, he ███
███ sees a way to negotiate his way out. Using Bjorn's undying corpse with ███
███ its ability to detach and combine limbs at will, players must solve ███
███ challenging puzzles and navigate tricky levels in order to retrieve a ███
███ certain magical item... In return, Pesto will try to grant Bjorn a ███
███ permanent residence in Helheim - what a hassle! ███
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███ 14 levels ███
███ 90+ puzzles ███
███ 80+ interactable characters ███
███ 3,700 lines of spoken dialogue performed by 24 professional actors ███
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███ 1. Unpack the release ███
███ 2. Mount or burn image ███
███ 3. Install ███
███ 4. Copy the cracked content from the SKIDROW folder and into the main ███
███ install folder and overwrite ███
███ 5. Block the game in your firewall and mark our cracked content as ███
███ secure/trusted in your antivirus program ███
███ 6. Support the companies, which software you actually enjoy! ███
███ 7. Remember to run game with admin rights - especially on drive C: ███
███ 8. Play the game ███
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