Come take a magic carpet ride with Penny Flame and Jack Venice as they visit Amsterdam. Marvel at windmills, little Dutch boys and Holland's astounding system of waterways, and also at the world's largest pot convention (what a coincidence!). To be honest, they don't spend much time looking at the windmills. Instead, Jack propositions his way across the Low Countries and Penny picks up boys at the convention, each of them trying to outdo the other in a contest to see who can fuck the most Dutch people. Neither one of them remembers who won, but they sure have fun competing as Penny gets it on in a hotel room with a fellow cannabis enthusiast and Jack bangs a native aboard a tour boat -- and that's just the tip of the iceberg!