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Abduction of an American Playgirl (1975)
Also known as: Seduction of an American Playgirl
Distributor; Vinegar Syndrome
Minutes; 71

Description: Two horny guys with no money spot a pretty blonde walking down the street. They kidnap her and take her to a remote cabin owned by the sister of one of them, planning to have sex with her for a few days, then turn her loose. They discover that she is actually the daughter of very wealthy parents, and decide that after they’re done with her, they’ll hold her for ransom. It turns out that the girl is not quite the spoiled heiress they think she is, and soon they learn that they’re in for a lot more than they counted on.

Actresses
Darby Lloyd Rains [IR]
Angel Barrett (as Shelly Turner) [IR]

Actors
Roger Caine (as Al Levitsky)
Alan Marlow (as Allan Marlowe)
Daryl Spangler
Ed Marshall (as Ed Leroux)
Eric Edwards
Levi Richards (as Rick Livert)

Scene Breakdowns

Scene 1. Darby Lloyd Rains, Eric Edwards
Scene 2. Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow
Scene 3. Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow, Eric Edwards
Scene 4. Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow, Eric Edwards
Scene 5. Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow, Eric Edwards, Levi Richards
Scene 6. Darby Lloyd Rains, Roger Caine, Ed Marshall
Scene 7. Darby Lloyd Rains, Angel Barrett
Scene 8. Darby Lloyd Rains, Angel Barrett, Daryl Spangler

Review text from third eye cinema here for info;

Maybe we should go to New York…you know, one of those singles bars, and pick up a little tail.”
“Nah, that takes money. We ain’t got money.”

And so begins this X rated roughies, Abduction of an American Playgirl. Delivered without directorial credit, this moody Winter set opus features the most accomplished of adult film actors, Joe Sarno regular Eric Edwards alongside his even schlubbier sidekick and Yiddish take on the Italian Stallion sterotype Alan Marlow.

Bored and horny one afternoon, these two boobs make the snap decision to abduct the first girl who crosses their path for sex.

“Hey, what’re you, nuts? We’ll get the chair for rape.”

After that amusingly exaggerated overestimation of actual U.S. law, the bumbling duo do just that, grabbing plain Janeish Janis Joplin lookalike Darby Lloyd Rains in broad daylight and taking her straight to their house (!)

Rifling through her purse, Edwards discovers she’s wealthy socialite ‘Jackie Miller’ and the plan changes from abduction and rape to include extortion as well. Of course, they’ve got it covered – they’re only going to ask for 5 grand (!). Hey, big spender…

They’ve got two problems: her father could care less about getting her back (much less paying for the privilege) and she really enjoys her new situation, to the point where she essentially turns the tables on just who’s abducted who…

Dare I admit to enjoying this tawdry bit of roughie absurdity? Apart from its basic premise, Abduction of an American Playgirl is so far from something like Scum of the Earth, Bad Girls Go to Hell or the Olga films as to be wholly unrecognizable. In fact, it’s farce pure and simple.

The sheer comedy of the whole scenario makes the film’s authorship a real question of note, as it comes off much akin to a sociopathic, politically incorrect X rated take on your typical classic comedy scenario. In fact, if Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello or the Three Stooges were marketing themselves to the neanderthal set instead of the general public, the end result would come off a hell of a lot like Abduction of an American Playgirl.

Edwards and Marlow are amusing throughout, the script is full of silly bits and smile inducing one liners, and Rains has a rather nice body when unencumbered by couteure, pale skinned and just full figured enough to be visually quite sensual.

She also appears to actually be enjoying herself if not getting off throughout her numerous coital scenes. The very fact that she seems to be so very appreciative of the boys’ efforts in and of itself makes her quite appealing, despite her somewhat less than glamour model looks…

The bottom line is this. If you don’t mind the sheer asociality of the entire premise, this is a fun little picture for the over 18 male, and Rains actually proves rather appealing by dint of her apparent intrinsic carnality. Just try not to focus too much on her average at best Midwestern style features if you’re planning on enjoying the feature for its more prurient (as opposed to cinematic or aesthetic) aspects.